Our 2016 Gift Guide!
Gift buying time’s a’-wasting! But don’t worry rockers, we have you covered! Go get these fab gifts NOW!
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Ticket Stub Door Mats $38-$49
If you’re like me you have a collection of ticket stubs from some great concerts you’ve attended. You can send a picture, a pdf or even the original ticket stub and ta da! You’ve got the coolest welcome mat on the block! – AP
Labyrinth Board Game $75 & Labyrinth 30th Anniversary Edition DVD $10
In this game you search for the babe. What babe? The Babe with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. Do what? Remind me of the babe. Save the babe from Jareth, The Goblin King.
And if you’re getting the Labyrinth Game why not pick up the movie as well. Makes a great stocking stuffer and you get watch David Bowie. – AP
Mr. Rotten’s Songbook $375 -$440 (depending on if you want the fancy one)
The incomparable Johnny Rotten aka John Lydon has released his songbook. There are only 1000 copies and they will all be signed by Mr. Rotten himself! 40 years of songwriting from the Sex Pistols to Public Image Limited, complete with his irreverent humor. – AP
Dali: Les Diners de Gala aka The Salvador Dali Cookbook $38
Do you have a cook on your shopping list this holiday season? Perhaps something surreal would appeal? Originally published in 1973, this reprint has all 136 recipes complete with Dali’s musings and illustrations. – AP
Mini Vintage Bluetooth Speaker $50
Raise your hand if you grew up with a stereo set up like this. Of course the speakers back in the day were behemoth so these are definitely not to scale but oh so cool. – AP
Distroya Liqueur $22
Want a good present to celebrate the spirit of the holiday season? How about a Viking liqueur that’s kind like a mead and kinda like an aquavit chock full of yummy herbs, spices and fruit flavors. Perfect after a day of pillaging (also known as holiday shopping). Personally, I like it on the rocks with an orange twist. So good. – AP
New Wave Prints $15
Artist Matthew Lineham has created collection of New Wave icons portrayed as saints. Let’s see there’s the Patron Saint of SCIENCE! Aka Thomas Dolby and The Patron Saint of Rio aka Simon LeBon, Patron Saint of Parallel Lines aka Debbie Harry, Patron Saint of the Wild Frontier aka Adam Ant, Patron Saint of Cars aka Gary Numan and so many others. – AP
Lego Yellow Submarine $60
We all live in a Lego Submarine, a Lego Submarine, a Lego Submarine. This has got to be one of the coolest Lego sets ever. It comes with mini John, Paul, George, Ringo and Jeremy Hillary PHD (a real Nowhere Man). Lookout Pepperland! – AP
Pledge Music $10-$10,000
Give that music lover on your list something special. Pledge Music allows people to help their favorite artists release new music (or books or film).Pledge rewards can be digital downloads; autographed vinyl; t-shirts; private concerts. One of the coolest (and oddest) rewards is if you pledge $5000, Tommy Stinson, an ordained minister will perform your wedding ceremony. The Damned, Killing Joke, Lloyd Cole, The Ravonettes, The Wedding Present, Bash and Pop, The Flaming Lips, Buffalo Tom, Stiff Little Fingers and so many others have offers for you. – AP
Guitar Toilet Seat $199
Ever dreamed of pooping like rock stars do? Of course you have. So why not follow the lead of satisfied customers Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings by getting your very own guitar toilet seat from Jammin’ Johns? By the way, their slogan is, they’re “music to your rear”. You’re welcome.
They Might Be Giants Hat $20
It’s so stupid, it’s awesome. What more do we have to say? Apparently Justin Vernon of Bon Iver owns one of these, but don’t let that stop you.
Still Ill Patch – $10
Whether you’re expressing your inner angst over another family holiday, the election, or latest failed Tinder match this Smiths-inspired patch will let everyone know of your wounded inner child.
Unicorn Crime Spree Buttons: $2
Yes, you love Metallica. Sure, you love David Hasselhoff. But how to celebrate the intersection of these two fine things? Unicorn Crime Spree has your answer in their star-crossed button line that also marries Michael J. Fox to Black Flag, and Pee Wee Herman to Slayer. Like peanut butter and chocolate, these are all two great tastes that taste great together.
45 Insert Sterling Sliver Ring – $55
If you love old school vinyl, (and who doesn’t?) This is the one ring to rule them all!
Turntable LED Keychain $6
OMG so cute. And though it seems unlikely you could play a tiny record on this little turntable, we like to dream.
I Hate the Eagles bumper sticker – $4.99
So many rockers died in the past few years, Prince, Bowie, Lemmy,..and some of these greats we will really miss. But in the case of the Eagles, some of us, like The Dude, will not be shedding a bitter tear anytime soon over critical members of the Eagles no longer being with us. This bumper sticker comes in a 2 pack, one for the car you have now, and one for the car you will have to buy after a rabid Don Henley fan sets fire to your car.
