9. We’re going to slow things down a bit now.  Here’s one going out to all the pretty ladies….

 

8. I don’t think we should set that on fire.

 

7. Since we’re playing in Worcester tonight, how about we encore with a cover of “More Than A Feeling”?

 

6. I can’t stop watching adorable kitten videos on You Tube, have the concert without me.

 

5. Does this freaky zombie makeup make my ass look big?

 

4. How do you think you get a slot on Dancing With The Stars?

 

3. The girls who sing “Hot Problems” just called. Who’s gonna tell Joe Letz he’s off the tour?

 

2. Can I have a hug?

 

1. When the show is over I’m having a teddy bear tea party. Which of you guys wants to come?